Ah, yes. The “BSOD”
Mr. Gates’ little contribution towards creating Hell on Earth.
It’s nothing too extravagant. Just keeps jacking up the collective rage of humanity, inching us towards that inevitable day when all Windows users will simultaneously “snap” and reach for the nearest machete, blunt instrument or assault rifle…
It’s a Borg weapon. They replaced the Ubuntu Linux OS that the Enterprise normally uses and replaced it with Windows! Come on, does anyone think that anyone will use the junk that Microsoft makes or that overpriced and over pimped openBSD Apple OSX in the future?
Geordi:”LaForge to Captain! We’ve got a problem down here!”
Picard: “What is it, Geordi?”
Geordi: “While we were in drydock, the engineers in drydock thought the Enterprise could use a system overhaul and they installed Windows 2372.”
Riker: “My God…”
Geordi: “It’s infected the entire ship! I don’t have any control over it! Ctrl+Alt+Delete isn’t working! It won’t end tasks! We’re heading towards a warp core breach if we can’t stop this!”
Worf: “Captain, we have a Borg Cube on an intercept course, warp nine!”
The Borg: “We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ship. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.”
Captain: “Quickly, Mr. Data! Lock out the main computer! Not even the Borg deserve Windows…”
Data: *attempts to do so and gets the blue screen, pummelling the console*
Riker: “What now, Jean-Luc?”
Picard: *sits down slowly and looks at the Borg Cube* “Get me Mr. Crusher…”
CURSE YOU BLUE SCREEN
Blue screen beats even the best touch screens.
Lol Datas like”OH CRAP!”
Ah, yes. The “BSOD”
Mr. Gates’ little contribution towards creating Hell on Earth.
It’s nothing too extravagant. Just keeps jacking up the collective rage of humanity, inching us towards that inevitable day when all Windows users will simultaneously “snap” and reach for the nearest machete, blunt instrument or assault rifle…
Next stop, Redmond.
Even in the future… Windows still sucks. XD
Roflmao! That was beautiful.
Awesome1111
Still beats that damn pinwheel!!!!
iv only had the blue screen once and it wasnt my machine…but that Pinwheel.. >
every freakin day
GOD**** IT BLUESCREEN! You made even Data mad!
That wasn’t Data, exactly.
What, it was Lore?
Which is exactly why I’m switching to a Mac.
The amount of fail on the post above me is ridiculous.
Because of a Star Trek gif. Ooookay…
This why Data switched to the Mac…it just works!
Oh the joys of Windows!
It’s a Borg weapon. They replaced the Ubuntu Linux OS that the Enterprise normally uses and replaced it with Windows! Come on, does anyone think that anyone will use the junk that Microsoft makes or that overpriced and over pimped openBSD Apple OSX in the future?
Please, use Linux!! hahaha
Previously on Star Trek: The Next Generation:
Geordi:”LaForge to Captain! We’ve got a problem down here!”
Picard: “What is it, Geordi?”
Geordi: “While we were in drydock, the engineers in drydock thought the Enterprise could use a system overhaul and they installed Windows 2372.”
Riker: “My God…”
Geordi: “It’s infected the entire ship! I don’t have any control over it! Ctrl+Alt+Delete isn’t working! It won’t end tasks! We’re heading towards a warp core breach if we can’t stop this!”
Worf: “Captain, we have a Borg Cube on an intercept course, warp nine!”
The Borg: “We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ship. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.”
Captain: “Quickly, Mr. Data! Lock out the main computer! Not even the Borg deserve Windows…”
Data: *attempts to do so and gets the blue screen, pummelling the console*
Riker: “What now, Jean-Luc?”
Picard: *sits down slowly and looks at the Borg Cube* “Get me Mr. Crusher…”
And now the conclusion…
I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK.
let the borg dock the ships systems and windows will make the cube explode ^^
Just what the hell glass is that that Data didn’t break it into a million little bits?
Transparent aluminium.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH DA COMPUTER?!?! *bangs screen*
I still don’t get it.
Why peoples uses win’98 when they’re need to hack/programm/etc something mega awesome?
Win’2000 is much more stable.
Indeed. you must search it on google. Jk just trolling.
DATA DO NOT WANT