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I wish I had a coat like this! I’d be … smiting … everyone!
SMITE! SMITE! SMITE! HAHAHAAAAAAA! *ahem* ‘Scuse me; I had a moment of smite there.
Red Shirt guy died before he was even hit.
Dude! It was the draft from the holy jacket of smite!
I think he missed the white haired guy too
He understood the power of Chuck Norris
This is only a fraction of the power of the Norris.
NO ONE DOES !!! Don´t be blasphemic. You know he can here you…
Exactly WTF is going on here!?
Sound effects:
FAkew, FAkew, FAkew, FAkew, Fakew…
That’s Benny Hinn — Orlando’s favorite Hindu Televangelist.
OH, so this is from one of those cheesy Bollywood flicks?
My loony bun is fine Benny Lava!
Minor ben engine made Benny Lava! Anybody need this sign Benny Lava you need a bun to bight Benny Lava! O_O Sorry >>
Uhm.. Texas’s favorite Christian Nutcase actuallly
http://www.bennyhinn.org/aboutus/articledesc.cfm?id=1386
its the holy jacket of Antioch!
quick, we must find the holy handgrenade of antioch to counter the jacket!
One…two….FIVE!
three sir.
That guy’s CLEARLY Jackie Chan! XD
I think you mean Jacket Chan.
I officially love you…
Is this that jack@$$ Benny Hinn?
um…yea…its benny hinn alrite, but it sure beats strapping a bomb to your chest and running into a crowd crying death to the infidels. Ill take the other extreme with a side of jacket swinging please….thank you
Yea, this is the worst Christians have ever done (see “KKK” to start yourself off).
Yeah, too bad they ruined cross-burning for everybody. I thought that was pretty cool.
The inclusion of the word “thwacking” in the tags amuses me more than it should.
Haha, thanks for pointing that out!
Ah, the old lead lined jacket trick.
Always handy in a stick situation.
Oh come on, his BO can’t be that bad.
I say he is a descendent of Sir Lancelot (the Monty Python one), and he enjoys going around whacking random people with any available item.
This isn’t congress?
ROFL!
Dammit, nerf paladins already, that’s not even a legit weapon!
he obviously downgraded his armor proficiency to cloth in exchange for gaining a proficiency with cloth weapons
Durr.
Obviously that guy has anger issues.
But being a rhetorical genius in an religion which makes people do everything you want seems to work for him in compensating the anger, I guess he got his ‘Bcoz’-sessions (‘Beating the crap out of zombies.’) every sunday, if you want to participate.
He’s abusing mob psychology for monetary gain.
i just thought he was a mor[s]m[/s]on, but maybe both statements are true
I am a Mormon and I can honestly say I have never seen that done with a jacket before and probably never will. And what makes you think of Mormons when you see this anyway?
believe me, I wish we had smiting jackets from Antioch : )
I have to agree with WeirdOregonian, Jackets Of Antioch would be quite useful, especially against the Black Beasts of AAAGGGGHHHH!!!
Though I don’t see how it would be allowed in church…seeing as 75% of everyone that attends is over 55. Talk about abusing your elders. XD
It looks like a bad imitation of a fight movie, everyone attacks in single file.
looks like he’s ret spec’d
it’s like watching a live-action super smash bros and somebody is really kicking ass with dr mario
ahhaa best comment ever
Ironic Poll just had 666 votes on Banishing Demons.
So that’s the guy who stole Mr. Norris’s jacket.
Ha ha look at this! Steal from Chuck Norris, Ah ha you.
When you’ve got a brick in your jacket pocket, everybody starts to look like a zombie.
It’s so hard to find a good dry cleaners these days!
He put a brick in the jacket.
hahahahahaha
Yuk yuk yuk, those crazy christians.
Yuk yuk yuk, this guy is Hindu.
See comments above.
No he is not a Hindu. His ethnicity is Indian, but he is a Christian televangelist and has been for about 30 years or more.
This is an obvious stage to demonstrate the power of god”. This is looks like some fort of fanatical Christian meeting where the preacher(this man with the coat) is claiming that he can make the power of god make people faint. The reD shirt gave away the stage…
Again, the guy is Hindu. See the people who commented before you.
No, Benny Hinn is a Christian evangelist. Well he claims to be a christian anyway. I certainly don’t believe it. The way he’s carrying on there he looks quite satanic to me.
Erm.. Greek/Israeli ancestry actually..(from his website actually).. And a nutcase Christian televangelist.. I think the “Hindu” mistake came from his (not so) recent debacle in India, where he raised a lot of furor for his “faith healing” claims..
This guy has a black belt in Tai Kwon Jacket.
Lol!
this is cleeeeeeaaarly a zombie attack!!! side effects of jesus rising from the dead maybe?
blind false christians thinks that a simple touch and words can bless a man! it cannot! only yourself can make your own approach towards god and salvation.
Dude, Benny Hinn (this here fella) Is Hindu. Easy on that gun-jumping.
Jeeez people look it up. He is a Christian televangelist, NOT A HINDU.
http://www.bennyhinn.org/default.cfm
‘Benny Hinn has been motivated to follow Jesus Christ’s command to “Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature” (Mark 16:15).’
Easy dude. No need to get preachy. Everyone here is either not a christian and thinks this is effin hilarious, or they are a christian and thinks this is effin hilarious. No one here believes that the above works so your comment is kinda pointless.
P.S. I’m part of the latter group. Seriously wish I had his mad-jacket skills.
Me too, church Meetings would be so much more interesting with holy jacket smiting involved.
Benny Hinn: my favorite televangelist only because of this clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lvU-DislkI
Now let the bodies hit the FLOOOOOOOOOR!!!!
Thank you so much for this! That was awesome!
Really pesky bumble bee attack??
He’s the White Ninja we always heard about in The Prophecy!
There are three kinds of people:
1) Those who think Benny Hinn is really gifted with powers from god
2) Those who think he’s a fraud
3) Those who know he’s actually a comedian and his healing sessions are actually part of his comedic routine. His name – chosen in homage to another famous comedian – should had been a clue.
Not all Christians are like this…some of us are pretty normal. Oh and we have piercings and tattoos too.
that guy is actualy a hindu.
Another Hindu comment? No no… He’s most definitely “christian.” And god bless him too, making all the rest of us christian look like normal people.
Aw…those poor single-file zombies are getting pushed before they can be anointed. No God for yous!!!
SMITE EVIL!!! (or good. not quite sure.)
Come up here, and may the LOORRD HEAL YOU with this a-blessed jacket that he has descended on me! NOW YOU SHALL ALL BE REPAID FOR YOUR SINS!
The first thing that popped into my head was “Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor, LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOOOR!”
Took me 2 seconds to realize it was BENNY F***ING HINN.
That guy obviously knows where his towel is!
Clearly what is going on is ‘awesome.’ Final answer.
In the words of my grandmother, “Let ‘em lay where Jesus flung ‘em!”
bricks in the pockets
IT’S A GIANT PILLOW FIGHT AT SOME TYPE OF CONVENTION! and i’m done.
You know, I am a Christen, and I do not believe in what half the preachers say. *sigh* can we all just get along?
*Shakes fist at extremists* Seriously, just live and let live, how hard can it be?
Then again, we’d be missing out on great entertainment. *grabs popcorn* Let the bodies hit the floor! *headbang*
well hes obviously stoned out of his mind and is kicking ass with a jacket. this guy is a badass and you should all worship him
banishing demons?
power of christ?
totaly wrong! this guy is is EVIL himself
Achievement: Super Smite brothers
Hit Mario with the Holy Jacket of Doom.
That guy will totally survive the zombie apocalypse!
Uhm…so what was the point of this, anyway? Whipping people with his coat? Did the palm-to-the-forehead thing not turn heads anymore?
This guy has lost his ever loving mind!!
a hater trying to get away from twlight fan girls
He’s been up all night smoking Crack and now he thinks everyone has ripped him off so he wants to clobber everyone that is trying to calm him down.
And here I thought he was just a disgruntled Tea Bagger at a political rally… Somehow, hard as it is to believe, the truth is actually more disturbing.
OMG Religion makes people so dumb! and these folks have attained the upper echelon of retardedness!
It’s dwarf fortress. Un-conventional weapons often work better than their conventional counterparts, and you can rip someone’s guts out and bludgeon the poor fool to death with them.
Personally, I think he’s got Post Traumatic Comb Over Disorder. Jus sayin…
LOL thats totally chuck Norris’ ball sack!
He’s practicing for Dead Rising 3.
He’s gone beserk and has a Instakill enchantment on his Coat.
Double kill, Triple Kill, Over Kill, Killtrocity, KILLAMANJARO
I think he’s uber pissed that the Dems still held on to the Senate and he’s lashing out at Obama supporters
Holy crap Batman he’s beating morons to death with his Jim Faker suit! THE HORRORS!!! =P
Who else wants this as a special item in the next big RPG or zombie game?
I certainly do.
Yes! Oh pleasepleaseplease!
But I’d prefer an RPG, since I such at shooters, and I’d still like a chance at the jacket of smiting.
There’s some who call me… HINN!
Stylish level SSS
or this is how you get if you smoke pot and play left4dead before you go out…..
Lying and pretending money-hungry showman, he exploits naive christians!