I think magic is science which doesn’t apply to our universe. It’s got pretty much the same methodology, except that anything which follows that methodology and works is science.
wtf ur such a pig do u no u were a child once how can u h8 childeren then again u were prob such a s**t of a child u turned urself off kids or u have noone to have them with loser
Well, I’m pretty sure that your parents must be pretty damn proud of [i]you[/i]. Look at you! You’re using the worst grammar know to man… THEY MUST BE SO DARN PROUD.
Way to overreact to nothing and make yourself look like an idiot. A lot of people hate children, myself included. I’ll bet you’re one of those vapid teenage girls that got knocked up at 15, forcing the poor bastard that did it to have to throw his life and potential away by marrying you (because judging by your grammar and attitude, your father is probably one of those “shotgun wedding” types, if only due to the fact that no one in their right mind would marry you of their own volition). Now, you’re stuck at home poorly raising the 5+ mewling little uterine droppings you keep recklessly churning out because you “love” children so much. You’re forced to drag them along with you to every store, where you fail to properly supervise them, causing great distress to the public at large. While you’re torturing some poor clerk with endless blurry baby photos taken on a cheap one-use camera, your children have stolen, broken, eaten, or at the very least chewed on the store’s entire inventory. Meanwhile, the poor bastard father busts his ass at a thankless low-end job, then comes home and secretly cries into his pillow for hours on end every night the second you fall asleep, because his entire life is a lie.
Now get off my internet and go feed your “children” before they eat the neighbor’s dog.
It’s worse then bad spelling – and I should know because I am bad at spelling – it’s that moronic “textspeak.” I hate it. Makes people look like stereotypical inbred rednecks.
Learn to spell the words “hate,” “sorry,” “you,” “your/you’re” – it won’t kill you to use extra letters, people!
Normally I’d second the touche, but one small grammatical mistake, while somewhat irking, is much easier to stomach than “omg dont u be hatin b/c im kool”. I knew what was meant right away, rather than having to slog through lines of half-words. Misusing “then” makes you flawed but human; using excessive textspeak makes you look like a lazy idiot.
Not all kids are terrible, and why does age have to count for that? I would go by how old they act, since you can have mature kids and childish adults.
But if you look closely, you can see how the hula-hoop missed, it was on the other side of the spin to hit him, he was just lucky to have great timing like that. And as for you hating kids, does that mean you hated yourself back then?
Pretty sure that Chuck Norris can’t procreate. Not due to age, but due to the fact that his ejaculation has the destructive force of three nuclear bombs.
I see no magic here… just a boy with awesome timing.
either way, this kid should be labeled the king of the world!
Magic=Luck?
I don’t think so.
I think so
I think magic is science which doesn’t apply to our universe. It’s got pretty much the same methodology, except that anything which follows that methodology and works is science.
shoulda gotten hit. i mean, he just ran TOWARDS that spinning ringy-thingy…! i h8 children.
wtf ur such a pig do u no u were a child once how can u h8 childeren then again u were prob such a s**t of a child u turned urself off kids or u have noone to have them with loser
Well, I’m pretty sure that your parents must be pretty damn proud of [i]you[/i]. Look at you! You’re using the worst grammar know to man… THEY MUST BE SO DARN PROUD.
And with a mouth and lack of mastery of English like yours, you won’t either.
Way to overreact to nothing and make yourself look like an idiot. A lot of people hate children, myself included. I’ll bet you’re one of those vapid teenage girls that got knocked up at 15, forcing the poor bastard that did it to have to throw his life and potential away by marrying you (because judging by your grammar and attitude, your father is probably one of those “shotgun wedding” types, if only due to the fact that no one in their right mind would marry you of their own volition). Now, you’re stuck at home poorly raising the 5+ mewling little uterine droppings you keep recklessly churning out because you “love” children so much. You’re forced to drag them along with you to every store, where you fail to properly supervise them, causing great distress to the public at large. While you’re torturing some poor clerk with endless blurry baby photos taken on a cheap one-use camera, your children have stolen, broken, eaten, or at the very least chewed on the store’s entire inventory. Meanwhile, the poor bastard father busts his ass at a thankless low-end job, then comes home and secretly cries into his pillow for hours on end every night the second you fall asleep, because his entire life is a lie.
Now get off my internet and go feed your “children” before they eat the neighbor’s dog.
Bravo, sir.
It takes two to tango, if you know what I mean…
+1,000,000 Points
You were a child once. Does that mean you hate yourself?
no sry i kinda agree with smokin….
God, the spelling here is atrocious.
It’s worse then bad spelling – and I should know because I am bad at spelling – it’s that moronic “textspeak.” I hate it. Makes people look like stereotypical inbred rednecks.
Learn to spell the words “hate,” “sorry,” “you,” “your/you’re” – it won’t kill you to use extra letters, people!
*than
touche much?
Normally I’d second the touche, but one small grammatical mistake, while somewhat irking, is much easier to stomach than “omg dont u be hatin b/c im kool”. I knew what was meant right away, rather than having to slog through lines of half-words. Misusing “then” makes you flawed but human; using excessive textspeak makes you look like a lazy idiot.
SHUT UP,SCREW U!!! we can talk however we want to!
No, the obvious conclusion would be that they used to hate themselves if they were once a child.
I agree with smoking, by the way. Children are terrible. I don’t consider them real people until about 16-18
Not all kids are terrible, and why does age have to count for that? I would go by how old they act, since you can have mature kids and childish adults.
Agreed. I am currently still a kid, but I act more mature than most adults on the internet. Go ahead, guess my age. You’ll never get it.
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Constantine references! Glee!
But if you look closely, you can see how the hula-hoop missed, it was on the other side of the spin to hit him, he was just lucky to have great timing like that. And as for you hating kids, does that mean you hated yourself back then?
logical fallacies! yay
That kid is Chuck Norris’ grandson. There’s no other explanation for it.
Why his grandson? That could be his son. Chuck Norris is never too old to procreate.
Pretty sure that Chuck Norris can’t procreate. Not due to age, but due to the fact that his ejaculation has the destructive force of three nuclear bombs.
Chuck Norris doesn’t have to have sex to procreate. He blinks, and there it is.
No, he can’t because of his crippling impotency.
I’m thinking this is Christopher Eccleston in his early years- my fellow Dr. Who afficianados will know what I’m talking about
“The End of the World”, nice episode
Dr. Who FTW
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The look on the boy’s face is priceless!
About to fail…About to fail…About to fail…Didn’t fail…?
Chuck Norris runs like a midget. lol
i was so ready to see him knocked off his feet
but he didn’t! its really cute
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I hate to ruin the “magic” but I split the gif into individual frames.
The kid narrowly passes by as it passes over his head for that split second.
It was EXTREMELY MAGICAL LUCK.
I see no magic, except for the fact that they keep making more kids. How many of that one kid are there!
lol this way theyll never learn it… (or maybe they get hit when theyre older, so its ok^^)
lucky little kid!
(glad he didnt get hit, believ me)
THIS KIDS A WIZARD!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WTF HAX