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Did he died?
Maby his balls did
it’s a she now
no, it’s a IT
Goodness gracious… Great balls of fire?
This is pure win.
epic post is epic!
So, like… this looked like a good idea… why?
/me hopes he won a Darwin award.
I’m with you on that.
3rd’d
I think too that he won a Darwin Award, similar to this fellow: http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2009-23.html
But in reality, this is him… And yes, he won the 2003 Darwin award.
http://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2003-19.html
Yeah, that looks like an instant winner to me.
On the bright side he most likely wont be breeding anytime soon.
I guess he was expecting it to fly up behind him and show off?
Second lifer?
How could *anyone* do this and not expect it to go badly??
As Dave Barry would say, I’m sure beer was involved.
im totally sure this guy lost something more than a bet
Well its thanks to people like that, fireworks arent allowed in my homy Town… drunken bastards
rofl
I feel no sympathy.
I do. OMG! Are the cars OK!?!!?!?!?!?!??!1?!?!?/11?!?1?!?!?!?!
Oh, say, can you seeeEEEEEEEEEE!!!
BOOM HEADSHOT
on second thought, more like a sticky
BOOM NUTSHOT
Boom goes the dynamite
To jump down he had to close his legs, security the firework in place. HA! Because of idiots like this, they outlaw fireworks for everybody else.
I’m amazed that in the same country as gun ownership is encouraged, fireworks are often banned.
GOTCHA LIL BUGGER!!!
Actually, I wonder what did they expect to happen?
As my mother always sais: God’s vengeance strikes immediately. (loose translation)
As i like to say: Evolution in action!
Are you being intentionally ironic by mentioning God and Evolution in the same post?
Did anybody find source for this?
This would be “The Smoking Gun Presents: World’s Dumbest…” show on TRU TV.
I sincerely hope that this guy’s balls were blown off.
Sometimes, a little chlorine in the gene pool is a good thing…
i want to see a news story on this, anybody have that? it had to have made the news!
at first i was like: …..why????
then i was like: …….ow
Exactly what was supposed to happen here?
“Hold ma beer an watch this!”
Crotch Rocket… not so fun, actually…
Crotch Rocket… You’re doing it wrong.
Crotch Rocket… You’re doing it wrong in so may levels.
many*
You might say that this could leave him with..
*puts on sunglasses*
Explosive diarrhea…
Sorry. ‘Crotch Rocket’ from above would have made a better CSI meme
This comment is made of astronomic WIN!!1!!!!
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!
I believe this can officially be called a cockrocket.
Nominated for the next Darwin Awards… check!
Heres hoping he was a virgin up until this point, so that his idiot seed had no chance to spread. Fortunately, after this point now there’s little chance of him ever spreading his idiot seed ever again.
CAN YOU SAY MY NUTS ARE ON FIRE
anyone know what video this is from and if this is on the internet? what happened to that guy afterwards?
So… if i’m not mistaking, this one would actually qualify for a Darwin award…. I mean he didn’t die, but he can never reproduce again!
Well he qualify… but he might not win
And that he cant reproduce is a good thing, we dont need more idiots
This is totally the redneck from the beginning of Idiocracy.
I’m sure they managed to save his balls, and I’m sure he’s still breeding.
OK, clearly something went wrong here. But WHAT? What could he possibly have been TRYING to do in the first place?
I’m sure this idea looked much better on the bar napkin.
Darwin Award if i ever saw one… at least now there’s very little chance of him spreading the dumbass gene any further
then you probably never saw one, highly unlikely he died from that
You do know he doesn’t have to die to qualify, right? That he only has to remove his ability to pass on his genetic material?
well, in that case, they probably still haven’t seen one
I mean, he may have lost the ability to pass on those jeans, but he can likely still procreate.
In this case, we’re talking about passing on “genes”. I don’t know if you have a lot of experience blowing things up in your crotch, but testicles aren’t all that well-protected.
BOOM “HEAD”SHOT!
nb4 you
He can sing like Justin Bieber now!
now THAT is a crouch rocket
THe community has spoken:
Oh, I see. Nothing went wrong. This was exactly the expected result.
I hope the attention was worth it all.
Knocked him right out of his pants?
Goodbye manhood.
Served him right for standing on what probably weren’t his cars.
Natural selection,it’s only natural.
boys are dumb.
and girls like you that make comments like this are even dumber.
Well at least this douch lord can’t reproduce…and let’s all hope he never had the chance to do so prior to his…incident.
Goodness, gracious, great balls on fire!
From the video, he looks ok (possibly temporary hearing loss). It’s probably good that he didn’t have his hand wrapped around it when it exploded or he would’ve lost fingers.
Definately a Darwin award nominee.
This is just nature at work.
why?
Hahahah i did something similar when i was young, only we did it used a bigger rocket >:D good ol’ times
Is it me, or does it look like it’s in his ass?
He’s an ass.
OH LAWDY
todays kids.. When I was around 13-14 we used caustic soda and water to create explosions.. We did the community a great service though, blasting wasp hives and ant colonies. I will not say the recipe and mix ratio but it was especially acidic and it was damn fun :p
I always liked roasted nuts….
Makes my balls hurt >.<
Its funny cuz it blows up in his ass
LOL it’s looks like he BLOW up at the end! XD
HERP DERP
Hopefully his ability to reproduce has been destroyed… there are enough idiots in the world as he so aptly proves…
if u listen closly u can hear the rocket go “ALALALALALALALALLAH!” *boom*
i guess he really……..went out a with a bang.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
This was natural selection, and you fail it
According to this http://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2003-19.html , the man is “incontinent as well as sexually dysfunctional” because of his foolish stunt.
one hundred and FIRST!
You’re retarded.
of course he cant reproduce he cant even get a erection anymore