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now if only you could spi-HNGGGGGGG
Aaaaand he steals the FIRST
B)
EAT IT!
She may stroke my pole
First
Fail
technicly he could have put the comment on and pressed add comment
and scince the page refreshes when you click add comment he would not have seen the first two comments while making his
problem?
:facepalm:
That’s the point. He didn’t see the first two comments, he tried to post first, and failed because he’s a slowass.
give therealsonic time to adapt. he seems slow, too.
First!!!
YEA?!?!?!
Well I was more firstester than you
Still fail.. To be first you have to be fast!
counting fail
Last!
=)
fappity
Sauce?
the movie, “year one”…
Me gusta. YT link?
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1017334/
*sits up straighter*
Oh, hell-O!
no…. no you don’t… trust me.
skeet skeet skeet
Suddenly, I want my pole to be one of those
or preferrably both.
You sir are selfish, let others (like me) share in the joy!
After me, bro
what movie is this from?
Year One
Year one
She likes long spears and she cannot lie.
You other wenches can’t deny!
When a guy walks in with an itty bitty blade
And a long shaft on the end you get worked!
And a little bit jerked, when you meet up with them turks
Those skins that she be wearin’, you know ya just can’t stop starin’
Me lady, I hope to meet wit-cha, and I hope to get-cha!
Country-men tried to warn me, but the hands you got make my pole so thorny!
…and worked over good,
cause she noticed that staff was wood
Look at what she’s hardly wearin’
one look and my weapon is rarin’ to
GO, yeah, I’ll polish it wit’cha!
I dunno it it’ll fit’cha!
My home-guards tried to warn me,
but that twist with your wrist make ME SO HORNY!
*Hi fives*
+1 internets.
that was pretty good
Ooh! pump my foreskin!
You say you wanna straighten my bend?
Well, squeeze me, squeeze me,
‘Cause you ain’t got an average grip, B!
I’ve seen them strokin’
To hell with the tokin’
She’s sweet with the meat
Goin’ up and down and repeat!
I’m tired of magazines!
They just don’t have that nice tight grip!
Take that average straight man and ask him that
She gotta work that tip!
Okay, the internet is over now. Everyone go home.
(so much win)
You ruined it. It’s supposed to be a parody that’s talking about a spear.
Good rhymes, though.
You, good sirs, both win my whole 20868 internetz!
just let me give them to Rauss, then borrow them back and give them to senselock and then borrow them back for personal use and we now each have a matching set of 20868 internetz!
Over 9000 internets for you
I think it’s from Year One
UGLYYYYYY
hipster *cough*
how does that make him a hipster?
Because sexy hot girl being suggestive over poles is mainstream.
Calling stuff mainstream is done by all other ppl who are considered “hipsterfans.” The word we give to it is so obscure, even I haven’t heard of it.
haters gonna hate. cuz she’s Hot & stuff
Rauss and senselocke FTW!!
iCame
Apple iCame?
what is the context?
what’s it matter? A hot girl gripping two shafts can’t be bad, even if it turns out to be a death by snoo-snoo scenario
‘What did the last men here die of?’
‘Crushed pelvises’…
death by snoo snoo!
That’s the best kind of death!
What on earth ís she doing????
Girl: My.. boy.. *smiles*
looks like she is saying “Big Boy(s)” unsure about the s, cuts off a little too early to tell.
Is that the chick who played the engineer on Firefly?
No, but I can see why you’d think that. Jewel Staite was on Firefly. That’s Juno Temple, I think.
It is Juno Temple, yes.
C’mon, she looks NOTHING like Jewel Staite! Sheesh!
Yeah really she looks nothing like Jewel, lol.
Hahah amazing gotta see that film now
It is Juno Temple from Year One.
am I the only one to sense a scene wolf vibe in this?
scene… wolf… vibe…
translation? Or were you just throwing random words together?
Scene wolf is a meme
can i get some sauce with that?
Didn’t someone else already post this?
So wait how is this supposed to be funny?
Just goes to show you… little blonde c**kteasers have been around since the caveman days.
I really find this girl really cute haha this is from the movie year one
think she’s saying “Big Poles”
2 poles 1 girl
How do you know they’re from Poland?
*sarcasticly* yeah. first time anyone has heard that joke
It’s from the movie, “Year One”…. AWKWARD >.>
fap fap fap
First
LOL Michael Cera doesn’t get a beard not even playing a caveman!
Lifts-Her-Tail: Certainly not, kind sir! I am here but to clean your chambers.
Crantius Colto: Is that all you have come here for, little one? My chambers?
Lifts-Her-Tail: I have no idea what it is you imply, master. I am but a poor Argonian maid.
Crantius Colto: So you are, my dumpling. And a good one at that. Such strong legs and shapely tail.
Lifts-Her-Tail: You embarrass me, sir!
Crantius Colto: Fear not. You are safe here with me.
Lifts-Her-Tail: I must finish my cleaning, sir. The mistress will have my head if I do not!
Crantius Colto: Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here. Polish my spear.
Lifts-Her-Tail: But it is huge! It could take me all night!
Crantius Colto: Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.
+1
ELDER SCROLLS IV FTW!!!!!!!
Is it wrong that I just blew a huge load watching this?
Lol i saw the comment number was 69
wait. isnt this from year one? the movie i mean.
Nice to see her private education isn’t going to waste.
I’d like her to work me like that