That’s why I never go to corporate parties. Because when people is forced to group together by necessity, not by interests or likiness (like in almost every office company out there) the rule of 95% is in place.
The rule goes: 95% of populations are idiots. That means 95% of any randomly gathered people (well, if there’s more than 10, for great justice) are idiots. That means that on a party of 8 people, I will be the only one smart. So I never go there.
I think we could define “idiot” as “anyone doing something that would be posted on LFMF”. Those people are pretty much all idiots. Or Darwin Award winners/nominees, they are pretty idiotic too.
“when we count to three, you are going to fall down into our arms. don´t worry, we will catch you. One… Two… oooh coffe… F**K! we totally forgott about you!”
actually happened to me once, though not from that hight… but still, hurts like hell!
he’s further back than where she fell… he may have seen her fall out of the corner of his eye, but not pay attention to it. The lady beside him sur noticed.
The first guy on the right doesn’t walk directly to refreshment guy he walks around something on the floor. The second guy doesn’t even notice she is falling.
This happened to me at gym class once. The teacher put me with all the popular kids who caught me then promptly dropped me. And the worse part is all my “friends” laughed at me with the people who dropped me. (Needless to say I never talked to them again after high school) So when my work did one, I absolutely refused to take part and everyone thought I was an a-hole but whatever lol.
This… just can’t be real.
That’s why I never go to corporate parties. Because when people is forced to group together by necessity, not by interests or likiness (like in almost every office company out there) the rule of 95% is in place.
The rule goes: 95% of populations are idiots. That means 95% of any randomly gathered people (well, if there’s more than 10, for great justice) are idiots. That means that on a party of 8 people, I will be the only one smart. So I never go there.
Oh, you are you AND your grandmother!
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“there is no such thing as a definable idiot”
I think we could define “idiot” as “anyone doing something that would be posted on LFMF”. Those people are pretty much all idiots. Or Darwin Award winners/nominees, they are pretty idiotic too.
I do realize that an african janitor who grew up knowing nothing more than how to pick bananas thinking that he’s smarter then everyone around him
Way to squeeze a little racisim in there!
you sound like a 95%er.
yea, dont go messin with bananas like that!!!!!!!
Do you know how to pick up banana’s or the best way to get a stain out of carpet?
By those definitions, you are still, and always will be, the idiot.
Also, can you name more than 5 African countries?
Oh, and btw, the gif aboev proof my point at least for THAT party
Shut up.
is that a cake? give me a piece!
“when we count to three, you are going to fall down into our arms. don´t worry, we will catch you. One… Two… oooh coffe… F**K! we totally forgott about you!”
actually happened to me once, though not from that hight… but still, hurts like hell!
That would be funny, if it wasn’t so sad.
nope just funny
well you have been replaced.
Yeah. They prefer refreshments than trust and teamwork.
So fake.
you can tell by some of the pixels
and i have seen some fakes back in my day
The guy on the right apparently didn’t see her fall right pas his face or hear her hit the floor, he didn’t react at all.
he’s further back than where she fell… he may have seen her fall out of the corner of his eye, but not pay attention to it. The lady beside him sur noticed.
Did she die?
Yes. This event started World War II
It seems like a prank pulled on the one lady at the right who was the only who looked shocked.
The first guy on the right doesn’t walk directly to refreshment guy he walks around something on the floor. The second guy doesn’t even notice she is falling.
Yeah, he was walking over her body/ trying not to get hit.
Forever alone
SIMPSONS DID IT!
Coming attraction from “Dilbert: The Movie”.
is this real or not? it seems to be filmed too well to be not planned. and the joke is a fairly old and overused one.
This is why I don’t blindly trust anyone
This happened to me at gym class once. The teacher put me with all the popular kids who caught me then promptly dropped me. And the worse part is all my “friends” laughed at me with the people who dropped me. (Needless to say I never talked to them again after high school) So when my work did one, I absolutely refused to take part and everyone thought I was an a-hole but whatever lol.
I hope this is fake for that lady’s sake.
Cutting and signing?
http://elguindilla.com/post/12732842337/prueba-de-confianza-a-la-hora-del-cafe-mala-idea
this is why i don’t trust anyone.